You Could Be A Redneck Wizard If....

[D'Monix]

You could be a redneck wizard if....

10. If "Hogwarts" is something you think you'll get if ma makes you you slop the trough once too often then You could be a redneck wizard.

9. If your potions master is teaching you how to brew moonshine then You could be a redneck wizard.

8. If your House animal is a hound dog then You could be a redneck wizard.

7. If you ride a beer keg instead of a broom then You could be a redneck wizard.

6. If one of your classes is in "the magical properties of chaw." then You could be a redneck wizard.

5. If your enchanted flying beer keg plays "dixie" then You could be a redneck wizard.

4. If you bring your pet possum as your magical familiar then You could be a redneck wizard.

3. If you refer to the Ministry of Magic as "those dad-burned revenuers" then You could be a redneck wizard.

2. If you play Quidditch with shotguns then You could be a redneck wizard.

And Finally...

1. If your entire House is related to you then You could be a redneck wizard. (or a Weasley.)



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House Slytherin's Wrongness Teacher. :wicked:

[CJ~]

AAAAAAAAAAAA Oh NO! The king of wrongness has hit Hogwarts! LMAO Way to go, big D-man! :clap: :laugh:

[Lady Eowyn]

That was great! I think that Rowling should have a somewhat "redneck" wizard in upcoming books! maybe for the next defence against the dark arts teacher! that would be great!

Fantastic ideas, D'monix!

[Lady of Light]

a redneck teacher would be awesome... :tongue: