Woman Sets Breast Implants Record: 38KKK

[RobRoy]

[Coconut Ent]

Dominic Deegan, 2002



:laugh:

[Dixieberry]

Okay, I saw that story, too, and PURPOSELY did not bring it up here.

However... and mind you this is not for young children or people with a heart condition... if you follow RR's link to the story, there's a convenient link to her website where you can really get a sense of what several gallons of silicone look like encased in human skin.

:jawdrop:

It's actually fascinating, in a freaky way.

I loved the part about how her boyfriend, who had been subsidizing previous enhancement surgeries, begged her not to have this most recent one. Of course she dumped him: "I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream," she said.

[singing] Climb every mountain......

[RobRoy]

Her line about "her dream" was what did it for me. Perhaps I'm just not the interested in the extremes of breast augmentation, but honestly, what "dream" is she seeking?

[Alvin Eriol]

Her dream is that she would need a wheelbarrow simply to walk down the street?

Quote from the NBC web site, remarking on the fact she left her bf after he opposed this latest enhancement:

(note to men: You have to support our dreams, no matter how [scratched in original] deluded and life-threatening[/scratched] silly they might seem!).

Those particular dreams need some serious support, designed by a competent engineer. We'll see how enchanted she is w/ her "twins" in about 10 yrs. There'll be some surplus silicone on the market, I'm sure.

[RobRoy]

Her dream is that she would need a wheelbarrow simply to walk down the street?

Tripping the Rift had a Pamela Anderson type character that did need a support of that kind to walk around. I always found that to be a funny parody . . . until now.

[Dixieberry]

Those particular dreams need some serious support, designed by a competent engineer.

That got me laughing. Kind of reminds you of those architectural structures with impossibly large cantilevered balconies projected outward. Like FLW's Fallingwater.

Wonder how she manages to sleep with those monsters rolling around?

Come to think of it, wonder how she manages to do a number of everyday tasks... driving and cooking, for starters. :question:

I'm sure we'll learn all of this... and more... once Oprah has her on the show.

[Coconut Ent]

Future implants of such size should be pneumatic, or filled with helium...

If filled with a buoyant gas, the larger it is, the more it will support its own weight. The future will see women sporting twin zeppelins. :trio:

[Bacchus]

Those particular dreams need some serious support, designed by a competent engineer.

Dang, you ain't kiddin AE. It's going to take a cross-functional engineering team for that particular design job. We'll need a civi/structural team looking at both clothing and spinal issues; a mech specializing in fluid mechanics and viscosity to predict dynamic load changes for which the civi/struct team will have to design, and while we're at it, a vibrations specialist to....well write a dissertation on harmonic motion in non-newtonian fluids.

[RobRoy]

Dang, you ain't kiddin AE. It's going to take a cross-functional engineering team for that particular design job. We'll need a civi/structural team looking at both clothing and spinal issues; a mech specializing in fluid mechanics and viscosity to predict dynamic load changes for which the civi/struct team will have to design, and while we're at it, a vibrations specialist to....well write a dissertation on harmonic motion in non-newtonian fluids.

Don't forget your environmental group for later clean up and remediation, and a survey team, both on the ground and aerial.

[thetigerwaits]

Okay, this is just me and I apologize in advance...but I think this screams "I'M A TRASHY BIMBO!" I really don't think this is anything more than some attractive railer park tramp going out to get her 15 minutes, or doing this because she thinks it will make her a better person, or even if it's because she has a low self-esteem. She's an idiot, she's NOT attractive with these dirigibles stuck to her chest, and the money she's spending on chesty bits in BRAZIL could have been spent on something a little more worthwhile HERE! I hope they pop.

Explosively.torm:

[Rain]

I just had to see this...erm, these... and all I can say is YIKES!!!:eek:

[RobRoy]

I just had to see this...erm, these... and all I can say is YIKES!!!:eek:

Extremes get noticed, and they sometimes get fortune. View Octomom for reference.

It's a shame, but we always pay to see the freaks.

[Alvin Eriol]

Speaking of "fortune," I meant to reply to Dixieberry's post of awhile back.

...
Come to think of it, wonder how she manages to do a number of everyday tasks... driving and cooking, for starters. :question:

& the answer I'd offer is: she probably hopes to have chauffeurs, cooks, maids, etc to do that! She probably needs a special couch, with separate support for the "twins," to sleep on, now!

[Rain]

Extremes get noticed, and they sometimes get fortune. View Octomom for reference.

It's a shame, but we always pay to see the freaks.

Sheesh...octomom is something else!! It must mean something that we know all about her from waaaaaaaaay over here :laugh:

[RedVengeanceIII]

I think her IQ is 38 too.

[Alvin Eriol]

Wellllp, looks like there's an update for this story. :alien:

The thrill is gone, they made her sick, she's going back to 'normal'
Now she wants to focus on being a family w/ her 2 children. That is, actual human children needing a mother. I don't remember them even being mentioned previously. :love:
I hope this constitutes a happy ending to this silly saga. :hello:

[EDSEL_PK]

There are times when you CAN have too much of a good thing.