What if...?
#1
What if... pigs actually started to fly?

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"A Iluvatarinya! En na pelecco carinyesse!"
"Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!" :worry:

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#2
For starters, I'd owe a lot of money and favors....
Don't do nothing.
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#3
I'd always wear a hat outdoors. :hat: Maybe even carry an umbrella. :pig:
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#4
Hahaha....I think Alvin Eriol's got the right idea.

If pigs could fly, I have friends who would be outside with shotguns muttering something about free bacon falling from the heavens...
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#5
We might get news that we needn't sacrifice persons as embryos to stem cell research!

Hey, wait a minute......

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No, he's not safe, but he's good."
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#6
What if... Superman had been raised by the Dursleys, and Harry Potter by the Kents?
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#7
Coconut Ent Wrote:What if... Superman had been raised by the Dursleys, and Harry Potter by the Kents?

Dudley wouldn't have survived and Metropolis would now be made safe by the Man of Magic, who would change into his costume of robes with a red and gold striped scarf:

Faster than a speeding Hungarian Horntail,
Stronger than a rampaging Troll,
Able to fly over tall buildings with a broomstick,
Look, up in the sky!
It's a hippogriff, it's thestral . . .
No, it's Wizardman!
All your base are belong to us.

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#8
Somehow that makes me think of Letterman from The Electric Company, rather than Superman...:lick: :cheergirl: Confusedun:
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"Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!" :worry:

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#9
Coconut Ent Wrote:Somehow that makes me think of Letterman from The Electric Company, rather than Superman...:lick: :cheergirl: Confusedun:

Wasn't Letterman played by Samuel L. Jackson?

"L, mutha'!@%$, say L again!" :gunfiring:
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#10
What if......Snow was black!

What if......Rain was dry!
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