Panda bites man, man bites him back
BEIJING - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.

Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

"He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand," and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

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Ok people, they're bears it even says it in their name. This guy should be up for an honorary Darwin Award.
All your base are belong to us.

It could be that the purpose of my life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Hahahaha! People can be so stupid.
Poor panda... They're too cute to be abused.
Fear my mad l33t skillz!
Maybe he should drink less. Or he will get himself killed some day

"I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."

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