May 5th, 2005, 06:57 PM
X-Files - "Terms of Endearment" - also known as "that one where Bruce plays a demon, and has short hair, and drives around in a sporty red convertible playing 'I'm Only Happy When It Rains' by Garbage all the time...."
Mon. 5/9 - 12:00 PM, SciFi Channel
Tues. 5/254 - 2 AM, TNT
"Serving Sara" - Sun., 5/22 - 8:00 PM, ABC Family (aka "that movie w/ Elizabeth Hurley and Matthew Perry, where Bruce acts like George W. Bush")
"Tornado!" - USA Network -
Wednesday, May 11th, 2:30 PM, 2 AM
Tuesday, May 17th, 10:00 PM
"Boogeymen II: Masters of Horror" - 3:00 AM, SciFi Channel, Friday, May 13th
"Escape From L.A." - Friday, 5/13, 2:00 AM, USA Network
"Army of Darkness" - 11:00 PM, SciFi Channel, Saturday, May 14th
All times presumably EDT - check your local listings!
August - Jack's Pack Fan # 1, Keeper of the List, 3-Time Speaker of the JoAT Fan Quote of the Week, and the only person ever to have Back 2 Back Jack and Cleo fan quotes !
