You know you've seen Cleo 2525 too many times...
#1
You know you've seen Cleo 2525 too many times when you:

-jump into an empty elevator shaft, forgetting you don't have any shaft gear in RL...

-suspect that your creepy neighbour/boss/teacher/colleague is a betrayer...

-push above mentioned person into an empty elevator shaft, yelling "One for Voice!"

-shoot someone you haven't seen in decades, because they've aged too well (therefore he/she must be a betrayer!)...

-keep looking nervously up at the sky, trying to spot any Baileys before they spot you...

-go into a bar and order "level 103 Mesh"

-repeatedly go down into the sewers in a desperate attempt to find your way back to the Underground...
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#2
Start hearing voices inside your head and you just gotta SCREAM.
Okay SCREAM. Joy and Enlightenment [NO LONGER] await you Sunday mornings 5AM USA StarGate Channel
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#3
I've barely seen it at all....Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
:alien: Sci-Fi needs reality TV as much as it needs a Hammer! :mad:
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#4
Me neither!Cry Cry We have to read transcripts.
Myopia through Convexed Harlequins
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#5
1. Build yourself a robot dog because you think all dogs went extinct.

2. Go bungee jumping just so that you can feel what its like to shaft fall.

3. Watch Spiderman over and over again to compare his au natural web-launcher to the web-launcher used on Cleopatra 2525.

4. Think Miss Cleo (the psychic network) is somehow connected to Raina and its all a big conspiracy of the mind-readers to screw with other's heads in order to bring about a certain future they have proposed.

5. Here someone talk to themselves on the street and automatically assume they are discussing something with Voice.

6. Look for the Voice at parties thinking "shes here somewhere".

7. Look in every store and online for rocket boots. Get depressed when you can only find pump-ups.

8. Watch Labrinyth over and over just so you can go down to the underground with Sarah. Make comparisons between Sarah and Cleo. Wonder if one of Creegan's rolemodels was the Goblin King Jareth who ruled the underground. Wonder if watching Labyrinth too many times drove Creegan to be the way he was.

9. Classify people who aren't your close friends as "mutants" or classify only your friends as "mutants".

10.Wish you could order a Mauser from Gateway.

11. Feel the urge to blow up your lair (room) and find another one more difficult to breach when there is an intruder (nosey sibling)

12. Hearing a Voice..any voice...that wakes you up in the morning makes your heart race and gives you a headache.

13. Go see the bears at the zoo every chance you get. Wink

14. Don't trust lawn-mowers, vaccum-cleaners, or any kind of machine that you think Baileys resemble.....When you have to encounter such a machine you sweet talk it....so that it may always recognize you as a friend.

15. Get obsessed with having a few braids or dreads in your hair.

16. Develop an interest in leather and vinyl....Covet Hel's jacket.

17. Hoard all things wood. One day you will be rich!

18. Buy yourself magicians gloves and glue press on nails to the tips of them. Its going to be the new rave....in about 500 years so your ahead of the game.

19. Must be armed everywhere you go....SO...You carry pepper spray everwhere.

20. Refuse to hold babies.....never know when one is going to blow.
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#6
You know you've seen Cleo 2525 too many times when you:

- are watching Hercules fight the Sovereign, and are rooting for the Sov to win, cause you know that all the shots from the back are actually Patrick Kake (Mauser.)

- are watching a TV movie about the Martha Moxley murder in the 1970's in Connecticut, and you suddenly say "Hey - that cop is the guy who was Jake Lawson in "Last Stand!"

- are watching The Two Towers, and spot the same guy as a defender of Helm's Deep.

- know his name! :laugh: It's Bruce Phillips!

- follow the reviews of this season at Auckland Theatre Company, since you know Creegan, Strife, Marla and Raina are all making appearances!

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#7
:lol@august.....Hey ya know I noticed that guy too! :LOL:
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#8
You see too much Cleo when you wake up spread out on your doormat, stagger onto your feet complaining about your headache, and try again to walk through your front door hologram.
Okay SCREAM. Joy and Enlightenment [NO LONGER] await you Sunday mornings 5AM USA StarGate Channel
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#9
Quote:Originally posted by Strife
20. Refuse to hold babies.....never know when one is going to blow.

And that's why I don't like babies, or want to have one... I just hadn't realized why, until now... :tongue:

Did you come up with all these yourself, Strife? They're hilarious! :clap:
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#10
Yep...come up with them all by myself. Smile Too much time on my hands?
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#11
Darkamber:
Quote:And that's why I don't like babies, or want to have one... I just hadn't realized why, until now...


Well glad I could be of service. *hehe* Now ya know why! Aren't I helpful? :bg: Yep...Babies are unpredictable.....little time-bombs tick tocking tick tocking until something happens..Ewwwww! But they are kinda cute...ya gotta admit! I know I want at least one running about somewhere sometime....Just don't think I could handle it right now. I'm still having tooo much fun..Wait a minute...No I'm not....
:confused: I'm still waiting for the fun to begin. :tongue:
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#12
...... when you're in the middle of a class, giving a presentation on American government, and you make an observation on how "security or intelligence might become compromised..." and you suddenly think to yourself "OMG - Did I just sound like Voice, or what?" :laugh:
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#13
...When you start attending circuses purely to 'check out the hot clown talent'. And we're not talking juggling skills there...


~*Antha*~
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#14
Quote:Originally posted by Antha
...When you start attending circuses purely to 'check out the hot clown talent'. And we're not talking juggling skills there...


That image is just... disturbing... Confusedcare: Wink

On another note, I'm still having nightmares where I'm desperately trying to find my way down into the Underground before the Bailies get me, and I always end up searching in vain down in filthy sewers... :laugh:
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#15
Quote:Originally posted by Darkamber
That image is just... disturbing... Confusedcare: Wink


I'm sorry, but as I was reading everyone else's that one just popped into my head and started cycling around in it on a very small bicycle.


~*Antha*~
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#16
Hey I must agree Antha! Of course I don't think the majority of clowns are sexy. But they could be. Why don't we ever see any clown super models floating around?

Oh Oh...Have you ever visited the "Stop Clown Porn" site? LMAO funny there!


What is it about men who wear makeup? Its just so...so...Mmmm! Wink
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  • Keeper of mischief
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#17
Quote:Originally posted by Strife
What is it about men who wear makeup? Its just so...so...Mmmm! Wink

Ooo, I agree! I mean, there's Creegan, the Joker, the Crow, Strife - and on the female side you've got Harley Quinn! :drool: :bg:
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#18
So that's what I've been doing wrong...I need to paint my face! :laugh:

I've done the crow paint for halloween before. One of my favorites.
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#19
I know Darkamber! Its so great! You left off the guy from ClockWork Orange, can't think of what he is called though and Jareth from the Labryrinth! 2 more that look good in the makeup.


Ooo Boomstick...got a picture? *L*
I did the same thing this year, I was the Crow for Halloween and I got a picture! Mwuhaha! I made a pretty good Crow...but my hair was at the right length and I had the black leather pants for it.
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Rest springs from strife and dissonant chords beget Divinest harmonies.
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  • Keeper of Creegan's evil grin
  • Keeper of mischief
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#20
Ooh! Men in makeup rawk! You left off the musician side of things though, like Nikki Sixx, Mike Monroe and Vince Neil (when he was still skinny and goodlooking), to name but a few. Why, I date a makeup wearing musician myself Big Grin

However, you did name some fine men there. Have you seen the Joker on the gotham public works site? *swoon* I'd let that guy out of Arkham *any*day...
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